From my side of the pond

Rescuers race to free at least 65 trapped miners in Mexico
What is this the year of the mine accidents? I swear every year this millennium has some sorta theme to it. Last years theme was "natural disasters" (which actually carried on a little to this year)

Landslide death toll estimated at 1,800
It's not over yet folks. Mother Nature still has work to do! (the good news is when ever someone predicts a number in the thousands it's normally a lot less)

Bin Laden Vows Never to Be Captured Alive
Oh don't worry about a thing, Mr. Laden. I guarantee you won't be captured alive.

Martha Stewart explains reality TV flop
We know longer feel threatend by her now that she is out of the slammer?

Iraqi Political Parties Run Into Obstacles
They only ran into obstacles? Someone must like them.

Drought returns to East Africa
I don't see how its breaking news every time something bad happens in East Africa.

$365 million jackpot winner still unknown
Alright, it was me. I was gonna keep it a secret, but I guess I might as well admit it. So now can I have the money now?